Pillows

Have you ever felt the need to just scream into your pillow? You know the feeling... just sitting at work or school, with an internal conflict that has reached a climax and sometimes the only thing that will release that tension is just engaging in high-pitched verbal pontification. You can't scream in class or at work, and you're not even sure you can go to an isolated spot in the mountains without calling all the man-eating animals to your attention in an anti-Disney Princess sorta way. Thus the pillow suddenly becomes your best friend.

In addition to lending sound proof barrier, this funnel for brimming emotional exploitations also doubles as a divinely molded nocturnal cognitive contour. Genius!

Oh, if pillows could talk... they'd most likely have endless blackmail on the things we subconsciously think and consciously edit. I think in the next life... I look to reference the "pillow talk" of several friends, because the pillow never lies.